Good Thought; Bad Implementation
07/03/2008 08:42 PM
| Family
by
Eric
Here's a quick, random little Ian story.
A few weeks ago I put Ian on the potty after a failed
nap attempt. My patience was rather short, and I was
not feeling very good, so I just gave him a book and
told him to call for me after he was done going to
the bathroom (this is actually standard procedure
when Ian is stalling, but I've begun to extend it to
times when I'm just plain annoyed with him). That
same day I had been putting away laundry, and I had
left a pile of wash cloths on the sink counter which
is next to the toilet.
After leaving Ian in the bathroom,
I went out to the couch to lay down for a couple
minutes while he did his business. For two or three
minutes I could hear him chattering to himself while
"reading" his book. Then, after a little while, it
dawned on me that there had been complete silence
from the bathroom for at least 30 seconds.
I quietly got up from the couch and tip-toed down the
hall and peeked into the bathroom. Two things
immediately jumped out at me:
1. Ian, seated on his seat, with a very thoughtful
look was staring intently down into the toilet bowl.
He had his hands curled up into little fists that
were resting on his hips.
2. My stack of washcloths was no longer there.
I said, "Ian, whatcha doin' buddy?"
He looked up at me saying, "Uh-oh. Shorry. Mess."
What had happened was that he had peed all over the
place, and had apparently tried to clean it up with
the wash cloths that were on the counter. However, he
had accidentally dropped them into the toilet.
I just shook my head, and we both started laughing.